I WANT TO EAT A NUT OF LAERMA!

I'm finding that a surprising number of guys seem to think that the two ridiculously staged, unpassionate, publicity stunt, faux-lesbian kisses at the MTV Video Music Awards were alluring? Hello... am the only person that is rude enough to point out something glaringly obvious to me? Something that makes the whole affair just disgusting instead of sexy? Yes, it would have been quite erection-inducing had the kisses been between the two young songstresses, who are turning 22 and 23 in December, respectively. However, both kisses were between one of the younger songstresses and the 80s pop sensation whom turned 45 in August. So... not only is she literally over twice the age of one of the girls she tongued, she's just a couple of months short of being twice the age of the other one, and, more inportantly, her age is just over the combined age of the two young starlets. I'm sorry if I'm being somewhat "ageist", but I find that just wrong...

posted by Steve Brandon @ 4:15 AM