I WANT TO EAT A NUT OF LAERMA!

WELL, THAT WAS QUICK!

(...by bureaucracy standards.)

Remember how I applied for my OHIP health insurance card on January 11^th? Well, I got it yesterday, about a month earlier than I expected, based on what my sister told us. But it still doesn't come into effect for another few weeks.

Obviously, because of identity thieves, I don't think it would be a good idea for me to post a scan of my OHIP card, even with the important bits mosaiced out, so, to compensate, you can look at my Dawson College ID from 1997-98. Geez, what's the deal with the headphones? I couldn't have taken them off for a fricking minute? I didn't even have a portable CD player back then, that was just for the bulky shortwave radio I carried around to attempt to listen to Rush Limbaugh in the days before he was on the Internet. And, as you can probably tell from looking, I was quite into eating Double Big Mac sandwiches back then... that was before I switched to eating regular Big Macs, which are like health food in comparison. And I had just come back from a month in Europe, where I ate McDonald's excessively, even for me.


Anyway, I hope to write one, maybe even two, if you're good for a month, articles this evening, but first I'm going over to Red Lobster, to eat dinner with my parents. Hopefully, it will be a little less crowded then the last time we wanted to eat at that particular Red Lobster location, in October 2003, but that was a Sunday. It's gotta be less crowded on Wednesdays.

posted by Steve Brandon @ 11:30 PM