I WANT TO EAT A NUT OF LAERMA!

HEY, STUPID, GET MOTIVATED!

Motivate yourself using this Motivator: motivational poster generator.

I made two funny-only-to-myself ones.

For this one, you really need to know that the name of the car that Miyuki Kobayakawa drives in You're Under Arrest is the Honda Today, an underpowered model that has never been available in North America.



This next one is a play on one of my favourite pointless Internet memes, "Everyone's gay for Bridget!" (as in Bridget, the bounty hunter boy from the game Guilty Gear XX whose parents dressed him as a nun).

I'm not sure if the kirigumi (masked costume) cosplayer in this photo is the Happy Sabrina guy (who also dresses up as Natsumi Tsujimoto from You're Under Arrest).



I did another one just for this blog entry.



I really wanted to do one of Rob Schneider as the "Townie" from Adam Sandler movies like The Waterboy and Little Nicky saying "You can do it!", but I couldn't find a single fricking picture of the Townie character on Google Image Search.

EDIT (January 6^th): Oh, I thought of another one, for those of you that prefer the sort of inspirational posters with animals on them.

Some of you might find this picture to be in questionable taste, but, really, it's just another body part.








Yes, I do find the elephant's "fifth leg" (or second trunk) fascinating. And, apparently, an elephant's penis, unlike most others, is tactile and articulated, so they can move it around just like their trunks. Why they didn't teach you that in The Jungle Book is beyond me.

posted by Steve Brandon @ 8:04 PM