I WANT TO EAT A NUT OF LAERMA!

WHO'S THE RICHEST GIRL IN JAPANESE MANGA?

Is it Tomoyo Daidouji from CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura? Or, perhaps, Mami Honda from Mihona Fujii's Gals! (Super Gals!)? Maybe it's Shutaro Mendou's sister Ryoko from Rumiko Takahashi's Urusei Yatsura?

Maybe they were the richest girls in Japanese comics, but they now have a skanky new neighbour from America, the billionaire heiress, socialite, and The Simple Life star Paris Hilton.



That's right, there's a Paris Hilton manga. The Japanese have to create a manga about everything, don't they? But it's nothing you'll be seeing translated in Shoujo Beat or the English version of Shounen Jump anytime soon. According to the post in the "Scans_Daily" LiveJournal community, the mangafied Paris Hilton story is just a one-shot biographical article in comic form from a Japanese fashion magazine called Glamourous.

I don't have anything else to say about this, other than "Paris Hilton nude naked photos scans porno tape Nicole Richie lesbian orgy" for the Google hits, so I'll just leave with the best, most succinct, and concise comment in reaction to the scans, from LiveJournal poster mcity: "That's not Paris Hilton; the girl depicted is actually pretty."

(Hat tip, Anko Mitarashi.)

posted by Steve Brandon @ 9:53 PM