DEAR VYTORIN COMMERCIAL-MAKERS...Something's bothered me about your commercials for a little while, and I mean besides all the shots of only the creepiest old people they had at Central Casting.
I just figured it out. You make the claim that people get their cholesterol from not just food sources but also from their relatives. That's fine when you mention grandparents, but how exactly does one get cholesterol from one's Aunt Barb? You, by definition, are not a direct descendant of your aunts or uncles, so unless there's a lot of blood transfusions going on betweens uncles and aunts and their nephews and nieces, that part of the commercial is obviously false, and, as such, those commercials should be taken off the air. And not replaced by more Vytorin commercials. Unless they have a crossover with the Nasonex Bee. He kicks ass. But only the older version of the Nasonex Bee with the sharp features and the Antonio Banderas soundalike voice. I don't like the newer Nasonex Bee... his face is now too airbrushed and rounded.