EGG NOG: "WE ONLY GET THIRTY SWEET NOGGY DAYS!
...then the government takes it away again!" (Homer Simpson, "Marge Be Not Proud")
(Note: this is the non-alcoholic stuff I'm drinking. I don't even have any brandy to put in it.)
Dairyland Egg Nog: 10/10
Sealtest Egg Nog: I dunno, I haven't opened the carton yet.